Carp
Excuse me while I have a whinge
Over how I lost my fringe
When I went to see my hair dresser,
If you’ll let me I’ll go on and on
I’ll even lament it in song
So all the world can hear what I think of her!
“She butchered it!” I will complain
“My head will never be the same!”
Are the sorts of things you’ll hear me harp!
I will rumble out my groans
I will grumble out my moans
To demonstrate just what it means to carp!
Over how I lost my fringe
When I went to see my hair dresser,
If you’ll let me I’ll go on and on
I’ll even lament it in song
So all the world can hear what I think of her!
“She butchered it!” I will complain
“My head will never be the same!”
Are the sorts of things you’ll hear me harp!
I will rumble out my groans
I will grumble out my moans
To demonstrate just what it means to carp!
By Kerin Gedge
Copyright 2014
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