The lady who lives next to me
Has a nose that is scary
Whenever I see her I go quite mental!
All because the way her nose
Is kind of like a nose that goes
In the same direction as a kestrel!
In fact it has often occured
To me maybe she is part bird
By the way her nose looks like a hawk's!
Whenever I see her face
I seem to throw away all grace
And can not help but have a good long gawk!
Poor old Mrs P. Malcolm
Has a nose like a falcon's
I wonder if she's noticed me today?
For deep down I know that I'm
Scared that this old falconine
Lady might decide I am her prey!
By Kerin Gedge