Dactylogram
One boring day not long ago
Whilst munching on some cookie dough
I heard a rattling tap upon my door
And when I opened it to see
Who it was visiting me
In shock I dropped my snack onto the floor!
For there standing in my doorway
Was not someone who'd come to play
But a rather grumpy looking cop
"Can I help you officer?"
I asked of the stern looking sir
Whilst brushing sticky crumbs from off my top.
He said to me, "Indeed you can
I've come for your
dactylogram"
To which I slumped my shoulders deep and sighed
Darn, I thought, they've found me out
They know now what my game's about
I gulped and grimly let the cop inside.
"It's sleeping out the back" I said
"That's where I keep it chained and fed"
And showed him where I kept my pterodactyl
"I know he's an illegal pet
And that his kind is under threat
But he gives me more joy than a cat will!"
The cop just blinked and shook his head
"I think you've mistook what I said
All I want is your
dactylogram!"
And pulling out a small ink pad
With some paper that he had
He said, "Your fingerprints please my good man!"
And after as he turned to go
While picking up my cookie dough
And thinking I had got away with it
The cop turned round and said to me
"Set the pterodactyl free"
And left me with a rather hefty ticket!
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