Search This Blog

Friday, March 7, 2014

What is Adipose?

About the Author            Home            What's it all about? 




Adipose

I had some trouble yesterday
When my scales ran away
Just before I tried to stand on them
Quivering and shivering
And positively blithering
"Have mercy, I can't go through that again!"

"What on earth are you on about?"
I questioned him trying not to shout
To which he said, "I'm going to end up dead!
Either that or my small nose
Will break under your adipose
Your fat is too much for my metal head!"

"My adipose? You saying I'm fat?"
"Yes!" He said, "You'll make me flat
The moment that you stand on me and pose!"
"I want to know how much I weigh!"
Said I to which he said, "No way!
Now back away before we come to blows!"

"Now see here you dumb machine"
I said to him now feeling mean
"This is what you're built for so submit!"
"Yes" he said, "I am, it's true
But I can't weigh hippos like you
So come back when you're thinner and more fit!"

So to his dire dismay
I made sure that I got my weigh
And jumped on him like a cat on a rat
Except there was a small issue
It seems my adipose tissue
Prevented him from living after that.























By Kerin Gedge
Copyright 2014



Click Below for
Words that begin with...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



P.S. Don't Forget to Share! :)



No comments:

Post a Comment