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Saturday, March 29, 2014

What is the Meaning of Aback?

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Aback

Once when on a sailing ship
I sat aback while eating chips
Relaxing at the rear end of the boat
Where I was taken aback
Surprised in fact to be attacked
By a furry band of pirate goats!

It was a frightening sight to see
A boat of goats upon the sea
Where they'd come from was a mystery
But it was my chips they sought
And rushed upon me with the thought
That these chips of mine would be their tea!

So I took the only measure
I could to protect my treasure
And held aback my jib to catch the breeze
And when my sails were in place
The wind thrust me into a race
Against the hungry goats pursuing me!

And as I sped away I saw
The goats were brandishing their swords
Taking orders from their Captain Billy
Who sat aback his pirate ship
Coveting my crispy chips
It's true I tell you even though it's silly!

But boy were they taken in aback
When they became the hearty snack
Of a pterodactyl known as Peg
Who terrified the capric crew
Gobbling down more than a few
And left the captain needing a peg leg!

But I didn't wait around
To see Peg gulp her dinner down
But kept aback the sails of my ship
And when I knew I could be sure
That I would safely reach the shore
I sat aback my ship and ate a chip!


A pirate goat wielding a sword

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What is a Dabchick?

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Dabchick

I found one day a magic hat
Resting near a sleeping cat
And picked it up to do a little trick
I tapped it twice with my blue pen
Put my fingers in and then
Pulled out from it a startled little dabchick!

That's right a frightened little grebe
That is a certain type of breed
Of duck like bird that paddles on a pond
I wondered then how could I make
Such a magical mistake
When the cat now roused produced a ten inch wand

"I believe," he said to me
"One of these is what you need,
Now if I may I'll make it disappear?"
So I gave the cat the magic hat
The dabchick too and just like that
He made the bird to vanish in thin air

And though magicians never tell
I could tell and knew too well
Where the little dabchick ended up
By the poof of feathers that
Floated round about the cat
Followed by a burp and a hiccup!
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

What is a Waiter?

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Waiter

waiter is the fellow who
Brings your order out to you
And when you’re done he clears your table up

But I should point out and say
A waiter also is a tray
A salver upon which is served teacups.
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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

What is a Vagabond?

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Vagabond

To wander about and roam
From place to place without a home
Is to gallivant or vagabond

And if I was a person who
Lived that kind of life then you
Could also say I was a vagabond.
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What is the Meaning of Plausive?

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Plausive

If you find me in a state
Of mind that makes me adulate
Expressing to you approval and praise

The mood I’m in is one conducive
To one that is indeed plausive
Although a word not much in use these days!
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Sunday, March 23, 2014

What is the Meaning of Dabble?

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Dabble

Once I found myself upon
The edge of quite a tranquil pond
Into which I dabbled both my feet
Only for a little bit
Giving them a little dip
Paddling them about was rather neat

Until the monster of the pool
Gave both of my feet a pull
And scared the frightened freckles off my face!
Especially when the slimy thing
Told me that if I would sing
He wouldn't eat me after saying grace…

Lucky so I thought was I
Thinking that I would not die
Today because I had been known to dabble
In singing for the local choir
So I sang with fervent fire
Until the creature hit me with a paddle

"That was really bad" he said
"But before I eat your head
Maybe you could do a little dance?"
At last I thought because I knew
I had dabbled in dancing too
That maybe now I had an even chance

So I hopped and bopped about
Until the pond man wretched and belched
"I hope for your sake that you're a good swimmer!"
I did not need to ask him why
Because his jaws were opened wide
getting ready to eat me for dinner!

But thankfully I'd dabbled in
Swimming too so I jumped in
The pond and splashed right to the other side
I'd like to say I made it but
I'm writing this inside his gut
While waiting to come out his other side!


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Thursday, March 20, 2014

What is a Caboose?

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Caboose

Once aboard a sailing ship
I had a hankering for chips
Followed by a bowl of chocolate mousse

And where pray tell would all this yum
Food come from to fill my tum?
From the kitchen, galley or caboose!

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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

What is Back formation?

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Back formation

There is a situation
Known as back formation
When a new word's made out of another,
Based on the assumption
Or often the presumption
The new word is the base word of the other.

So we say sulk from sulky
Complicit from complicity
Or shorten lazy down to the word laze,
Flab was born of flabby
And jell came down from jelly
And in the same way hazy became haze!

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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

What is an Abaca?

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Abaca

There is a plant found in Asia
In the realm of Manila
From which we get what’s called Manila Hemp
A strong and useful fiber that
Is used for making things like mats
And paper too or ropes that hold up tents

The name of this quite useful herb,
Just in case you haven’t heard,
Which is related to the banana,
Is short and sweet and made of three
Syllables and is easy
To say, it’s simply called the Abaca.

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Monday, March 17, 2014

What is Xenoglossia?

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Xenoglossia

If someone should one day go
And speak a language they don’t know
Xenoglossia is what they’ve done

Something not left just to chance
But is achieved when in a trance
A prospect believed possible by some.


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Saturday, March 15, 2014

What is a Wainwright?

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Wainwright

You never know, one day you might,
Need to find a good wainwright
When your wagon breaks or falls apart

For he is the right tradesman
Perhaps the only one who can
Fix the damage of a broken cart!


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What is a Vade Mecum?

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Vade mecum

In the glove box of my ride
You will find it holds inside
A useful book, that is, my vade mecum
That is to say the manual
That gives me the instructional
Advice I need when my poor car is broken!

And as a writer wannabe
I also carry round with me
Something that they call a dictionary
The vade mecum that I read
As often as I feel the need
Expanding for me my vocabulary!

The saying is not an English phrase
But has been passed down from the days
When Latin was spoken more frequently
In English it can be seen
Vade mecum simply means
literally simply “go with me”.


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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

What is the Meaning of Pernicious?

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Pernicious

Something that is dangerous
Harmful or injurious
Like a great white shark hungry and vicious
Or perhaps a tiger who
Escaped and ate a man or two
Demonstrate the meaning of pernicious

However in archaic days
The word pernicious did convey
Something that was evil or quite bad
Like the Danish Queen who wed
Her husband’s murderer and said,
“Look Hamlet, I’ve found you a new Dad!”


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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

The Law of "It"

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It/Its/It’s

It’s worth elucidating
When referring to a thing
We give that thing the designation ‘it’;
But add the letter ‘s’
And the meaning will address
The things relating specifically to it.

Like “That dog loves its bone”
Or “That cat has lost its home”
Hopefully by now you get the drift?
But don’t make the catastrophe
Of adding an apostrophe
Or else the grammar police will get miffed!

So the word is not abused
An apostrophe is used
With regards to “it has” or “it is
Like “That dog, it’s got a bone
It’s from the cat that had no home,
It is no longer hers because it's his!"


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Monday, March 10, 2014

What is a Dacha?

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Dacha

I'd quite like to take my spouse
One day to a country house
To spend some time in comfort in a villa

But somewhere that is far away
Like Russia where I'll go and say,
"Take us to a dacha, good sir, will ya?"


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What is a Cable Release?

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Cable Release

Once I took a grand photo
Of myself with my big toe
Using of course a cable release

A kind of wiry contraption
That from a distance will action
Your camera when you take your masterpiece.


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Saturday, March 8, 2014

What is Bacillus?

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Bacillus

Watch out for the perilous
Microscopic bacillus
A certain type of small bacterium

I think it rather odd
That it's shaped just like a rod
And having it inside you isn't fun.


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Friday, March 7, 2014

What is Adipose?

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Adipose

I had some trouble yesterday
When my scales ran away
Just before I tried to stand on them
Quivering and shivering
And positively blithering
"Have mercy, I can't go through that again!"

"What on earth are you on about?"
I questioned him trying not to shout
To which he said, "I'm going to end up dead!
Either that or my small nose
Will break under your adipose
Your fat is too much for my metal head!"

"My adipose? You saying I'm fat?"
"Yes!" He said, "You'll make me flat
The moment that you stand on me and pose!"
"I want to know how much I weigh!"
Said I to which he said, "No way!
Now back away before we come to blows!"

"Now see here you dumb machine"
I said to him now feeling mean
"This is what you're built for so submit!"
"Yes" he said, "I am, it's true
But I can't weigh hippos like you
So come back when you're thinner and more fit!"

So to his dire dismay
I made sure that I got my weigh
And jumped on him like a cat on a rat
Except there was a small issue
It seems my adipose tissue
Prevented him from living after that.























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What is an Aardwolf?

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Aardwolf

Late one night I left my home
And took a stroll all on my own
And bumped into a most unusual sight
A creature kind of like a dog
Sniffing about like a hog
Asked of me, “Sir, are you a termite?”

“Not quite!” I said shaking my head
“I’m human and my name is Ned”
To which he said, “My name is Beowulf”
“Well,” I said, “I’m pleased to meet you
May I ask what on earth are you?”
To which he told me he was an Aardwolf

He had traveled from afar
All the way from Africa
Looking for a termite for his tea
He and his black furry stripes
Had been at it most the night
Right up to the point when he met me.

“I wish that I could help” I said
“But all I have is Jam and bread
Termites round here are quite a rarity”
“But,” I told him, “If you’d like
I know a dog whose name is Spike
Maybe you could try some of his fleas?”


























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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

What is the Meaning of Xenogamy?

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Xenogamy

Some of us are probably
Guilty of xenogamy
At least if gardening is your occupation

To take the pollen of a flower
And put it in another flower
A process that is called cross-pollination


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Tuesday, March 4, 2014

What is a Wainscot?

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Wainscot

Have you looked upon a wall
And wondered what on earth to call
The wooden panelling that it has got?
You know the type that goes around
A wall and is close to the ground,
Did you know that it’s called a Wainscot?

Also should you be in
A Country European
And come across a moth yellowish brown
It might be the very same
Moth that also shares that name
For a Wainscot is a moth that flits around.

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Monday, March 3, 2014

What is Vacuum Aspiration?

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Vacuum Aspiration

When a body cavity
Or organ needs to be emptied
In the course of certain operations

Surgeons often then will use
A certain type of suction tube
A process known as vacuum aspiration.

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Saturday, March 1, 2014

What is the Meaning of Travail?

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Travail

If you ever hear me wail
About my hard day of travail
The thing that I'm bemoaning is hard work,

For it’s my assertion
That physical exertion
Is a torment I would rather shirk!w


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